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On The Road With Johnny B: Even Santa Should Never Mix Egg Nog And Boiler Makers

Santa might of gone a little overboard at Blitzens bachelor party

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Due to a recent alcohol related infraction and strick restrictions regarding air space from Homeland Security. This year Santa is forced to ground the reindeer and must resort to other methods to deliver Christmas gifts….

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